Poll Results
| Date | Poll Question | Winner (%) |
| April 14-20 | Who Will Win Assassins? | Todd (48%) |
| April 21-27 | Who is the Best Professor? | 1st- Darien Wood (28%) 1st(tie)- Dhiraj Asrani (28%) |
| April 28- May 4 | Who is the best Ultimate Frisbee Player? | 1st- Brad Thomas (120 of 280 votes - 42%) 2nd- Todd Hester (90 of 280 votes - 32%) 3rd- April (38 of 280 votes - 13%) |
| May 5-11 | How should Wassaf kill Gerard? | 1st- Kill him with a sex machine like in "Barbarella"
(43 of 121 votes -35%) 2nd- Have him drown in a TV dinner after being blinded by the steam (22 of 121 votes -18%) 3rd- Spike his drink with a half shot of vodka (20 of 121 votes -16%) |
| May 12-18 | Does Scott Cooper suck? | 1st- Yes (93 of 95 votes -98%) 2nd- Who is Scott Cooper? (2 of 95 votes -2%) |
| May 19-25 | What should the next poll be? | 1st- Who is the best Starcraft player? (12 of 44 votes -27%) 2nd- Who is Todd's arch-nemesis? (10 of 44 votes -22%) 3rd- What was the best event of the year? (8 of 44 votes -18%) 4th- What is Cooper's IQ? (6 of 44 votes -13%) |
| May 26- June 12 | Who is Todd's Arch-nemesis? | 1st- Brian "Dirty" Daigle (38 of 82 votes -46%) 2nd- Brian "Gerard" Ferrara (35 of 82 votes -42%) |
| June 13-25 | What was the best event of the year? | 1st- Ultimate Frisbee games (8 of 16 votes -50%) 2nd- Killing Gerard (2 of 16 votes -12%) |
| June 26- Aug 6 | Do you support the Massachusetts Clean Elections Law? | 1st- I support the original law. (8 of 13 -61%) 2nd- I support the revised Senate version. (3 of 13-23%) 3rd- I am against the law. (2 of 13-15%) |
| Aug 7- Oct 13 | What was the best movie of the summer? | 1st- American Pie 2 (10 of 58 -17%) 2nd- A.I. (9 of 58-15%) 3rd- Shrek (7 of 58-12%) |
| Oct 14- Oct 27 | Which team will win Brent's Football League? | 1st- Aaron Shute (11 of 29 -37%) 2nd- Wrentham Wreckers (4 of 29-13%) 3rd- poopdick (3 of 29-10%) |
| Oct 28- Nov 21 | Who is the best Mafia player? | 1st- Pete (6 of 22 -27%) 1st- Todd (6 of 22 -27%) 3rd- Gerard (5 of 22 -22%) |
| Nov 22- Jan 5 | Which team will win the Darin
Leahy memorial bowling league? |
1st- Freedom Fighters (14 of 40 -35%) 2nd- Super Steve & Wonder Brent (13 of 40 -32%) 3rd- The Dudes (11 of 40 -27%) |
| Jan 6- Jan 23 | What is the best superhero power? | 1st- Super Sense of Humor (8 of 16 -50%) 2nd- Invisibility (4 of 16 -25%) 3rd- X-ray vision (2 of 16 -12%) |
| Jan 24- Feb 21 | What is the best Coen brothers film? | 1st- The Big Lebowski (5 of 16 -31%) 2nd- The Man Who Wasn't There (4 of 16 -25%) 2nd- Fargo (5 of 16 -25%) |
| Feb 22- April 14 | What is your favorite planet? | 1st- Earth (6 of 22 -27%) 2nd- Neptune (4 of 22 -18%) 3rd- Saturn (3 of 22 -13%) 3rd- Pluto (3 of 22 -13%) |
| April 15- May 28 | What is the best local Chinese restaurant? | 1st- Sunrise (10 of 16 -62%) 2nd- Chinatown #1 (2 of 16 -12%) 2nd- Yummee Chinese (2 of 16 -12%) |
| May 29- July 15 | What are your summer plans? | 1st- Summer Classes (6 of 10 -60%) 2nd- Co-op in Boston (3 of 10 -30%) 3rd- Doing Nothing (1 of 10 -10%) |
| July 16- Sept 10 | How bored is Ken at work? He is so bored that... | 1st- He practices bluffing to his
reflection on his monitor. (6 of 20 -30%) 2nd- He reads this website at least twice a day. (5 of 20 -25%) 3rd- He falls asleep on his keyboard. (3 of 20 -15%) |
| Sept 11- Dec 13 | What is the funniest Seinfeld episode ever? | 1st- The Opposite (8 of 17 -47%) 2nd- The Switch (2 of 17 -11%) 2nd- The Soup Nazi (2 of 17 -11%) 2nd- Puerto Rican Day Parade (2 of 17 -11%) |
| Dec 14- Mar 16 | Which team will win Super Bowl XXXVII? | 1st- Eagles (8 of 28 -28%) 1st- Patriots (8 of 28 -28%) 3rd- Raiders (7 of 28 -25%) 4th- Buccaneers (3 of 28 -10%) |
| Mar 17- Apr 28 | Who will the Patriots draft with their first pick? | 1st- OT Kwame Harris (2 of 8 -25%) 1st- WR Kelley Washington (2 of 8 -25%) 3rd- 3 tied - CB Newman, DE Haynes, and LB Bailey (1 of 8 -12%) |
| Apr 29 - Dec 27 | Who are you voting for in 2004? | 1st - George W Bush (15 of 41 -36%) 2nd - Howard Dean (10 of 41 -24%) 3rd - Undecided (8 of 41 - 19%) |
| Dec 28 - Jan 28 | Who will win the 2004 AFC Championship? | 1st - Patriots (14 of 14 - 100%) |