These are some weird dreams that I have had.
The dream started off as an island from above. The red faction was taking over the entire island and I only had a very small corner of the island. The red faction was being taken over by a new leader as there was going to be a new marriage. The old leader was telling the new one about how to do the marriage ceremony, but the new leader didn’t care, he was clearly not too worried about keeping up old traditions. Someone told the old leader that there was a lot of commotion over near our part of the island and that we seemed to have a secret. He said, “The only time someone keeps a secret is if they are hiding something.” They sent someone out to check on us. We had already sent someone out to check on them however. We were much smaller than them, and our man was picked up and yelled at by them. My little girl wanted to go get lunch, a pastrami sub at Cappy’s. She was going to ride into town on the collar of our sheepdog and get the sub. We told her not to and soon a few people from the evil village came into our town. For some reason, they were now our size. We started to fight them and somehow, ended up driving with them in the van. One of my female friends was driving. Occasionally, someone would try to hurt our attacker. I found a baseball bat in the back and hit him with it. Then I tried to hide it behind the seat (I was in the back couch seat and tried to hide it behind the captain’s chair in front of me.) He looked but did not find it. As he turned forward again, I hid it under the seat. Soon we came to a fork in the road and the sign said N. Quebec with an arrow right. I asked the driver, Marge, about how I had heard that they don’t put signs for which way to North Quebec because they just assume you’ll know how to get there. For some reason, at this point, we were no longer in the van, but running through the woods. I was trying to run ahead to get away from the attacker, but I did still have the metal baseball bat. I ran ahead, taking a fork to the right of the road. It was wintertime and the ground was very hard and covered with snow. There were many small pine trees that were also white with snow. I decided I would run off the path to try to lose them. I saw some larger pine trees ahead and figured that I could hide there. However, I did not want them to be able to follow my tracks over to the trees. As I started to run faster, I was suddenly able to fly. I flew over the trees I had been looking at and kept flying. Soon I came to the bottom of a steep treeless hill. There were some trees at the bottom so I stopped to hide there. Soon the evil leader guy ran by and I threw my baseball bat at him. It went flying over his shoulder. He looked a little pissed off about what I had done. So now the rest of my group from the van was catching up. The guy threw the baseball bat at me, but I was able to dodge it. I picked up the bat and started to run up the hill. At the top of the hill, there was a big empty yard and then there was my house up ahead. I started running towards my house and started to fly up towards the roof. At this point, I could not fly any higher and so I started to come back down and threw my bat at the guy. He caught the bat. Other people were also attacking him and he now had three bats. No one else had any weapons. The guy started to run after me. Soon, Carlo came up from the hill and ran after the guy with a new bat. The guy said, “Damn it” and threw a bat at Carlo. I was able to run away a little bit and when the guy threw the bat at me, I was able to dodge it. Now I flew up above with the bat and dropped the bat down on the guy’s head. Someone else hit him with a bat. I flew up again and asked a girl to throw a bat up to me. She did and I once again threw a bat down at the guy, but this time the tip of the bat landed right near his head (he was now lying in the snow) and the bat bounced over his head and landed on the other side. Now everyone started to run around the left side of the house to the other side. There was a deck on the left side and I ran up there and then flew up to the roof. At this point I yelled down to the other and told them that we needed to have someone fight him or hold him so that someone else could beat him with the bat. I said that Bob should do it because he would best be able to fight him, since he was on the wrestling team. The guy was running around the building after us, but now that we had a plan and it was time for me to get up and take a shower before my train, so my dream ended here.
Somehow I manage to lose my girlfriend, my job, and my membership in some club which is my hobby and get arrested. I go and borrow some game from a little kid and it turns out it isn’t his. We go to play the game and then something happens and I’m arrested. I’m brought in to jail. I escape and run down to the bottom of the building an into an alley. There I break through a boarded up window. I find some of my friends and start walking down the street. For some reason Britney Spears and Gwyneth Paltrow are walking back and forth across the street. I say to Daigle that I should go get my camera and take a digital picture and then after I go back I realize that I can’t since I’m on the run. So I go to sears where Daigle apparently works and find him. I go back to my apartment again but there are people there waiting for me. So I run down the stairs and into another enclosed alley. I find a door at the end that is locked up so I break through another window. I find myself in a parking garage, only a few feet from a cop. I run towards path into another part of the garage. As soon as I turn the corner I hide between a dumpster and the wall. The cop comes around looking for me pretty quickly. I see him turn and look at the dumpster. Then he pulls out his flashlight as well as his gun and points it at me. I’m not sure what to do. If he sees me, he might shoot at me, and if I run he would. But I can’t really stay there. Eventually he turns away. I am relieved. I run toward the exit on that floor. There are giant staircases and I start running downward Soon I hear the cops above me coming after me so I jump from one flight to the next. Soon I’m jumping back and forth off walls and never touching the walls. On the bottom is some weird machine with an ape face and two eyes. The cops are there now too, but we see that the person is half ape and half human. For some reason, this means I’m innocent. I go back to court and get the case thrown out. On the way out the guys who set me up show up and me and a lady kick their asses with some off and some matches. I go to my friends house and meet some really hot girls but decide to move back to the East Coast anyways.
I have this dream where I’m at work with Darin and Brent. We’re going to go over to the machine shop to give them our papers. Darin wants me to go. It’s Brent’s last day on the job. Then I go back to my house (the old house) and I go into the garage and there are a bunch of strange people in a car in there. Then as I open the door to go into the mudroom, the cat runs out into the garage. I yell to JR (where did he come from) to catch the cat. He’s like OK, and then someone starts opening the garage door. I yell to JR again and he picks the cat up just before it runs under the door. The cat was very close to getting out and I am extremely relieved that JR has grabbed it.
I had a strange dream. I was playing some weird game with Jake and some people from work. Except they were different. Linda Sue’s name was Kate. And there was some old woman librarian there named Susan. I had to answer a question about why constant polling in hardware would burn out the resistors and capacitors faster. Then we started going back in a car and there were lots of creatures attacking. We were driving really fast and we tried to stop and went over a cliff. We went back to this scary house. It was me JR and Mitch. The house had old people there and the lights were on. The house is right on a river which we have to cross to get back. We are really frightened. We start to head into the woods to cross the river but somehow Mitch and JR die and they’re in a box like dead mice or something. I don’t know what happens to me for the night. In the morning a tow truck comes to get Mitch’s car and the guy does CPR on them and revives them. Then we go back across the river and to the hospital.
In another dream, I have a cat and I’m at some top secret air base. There’s a cave that’s somehow related to Duke. My cat gets stolen and is put in a cage and forced to smoke cigarettes. I’m looking all over for it and see some weird nuclear powered stealth plane land by flipping over into the water. We hire a private investigator to help look for the cat. The cat somehow escapes the cage but the private investigator shoots it at the top of a tall staircase by the water. Eventually we find that the investigator found and killed the cat. Somehow we talk to the cat now after it’s death and find out that it was being tested on. I say “Oh no, they gave you head lice?” and the cat says “No worse, they made us smoke cigarettes.” Very strange.
For some reason Brent and I were at a movie theater, but I think it was actually a concert. WE left and got in my car which was in the parking garage and pretty close to where we came down, from a stairway with a door into the garage. So I started backing up and turning to the right towards that door, but then as I hit the brake it didn’t do anything. I tried to put the car in park but this weird siren (my alarm clock perhaps) started going off and we still hit the wall. I realized that someone must have cut my brake lines for some reason. When I woke up I wondered, in those movies where someone’s brake lines get cut, wouldn’t you know when you first leave your parking spot? I also realized, I really should have just pulled the emergency brake.
My dad is driving our family on vacation. All our bags and things are in the car. He’s driving on the beach towards the water and going pretty fast. We start yelling at him to stop and he slams on the brakes at the last second and we end up in the water at the deep end (deep end of the ocean? I have no idea). So we manage to grab all our bags and get to shore safely which is pretty impressive. Next we’re at our house which is one I haven’t seen before. We’re in the driveway to the right of the house and my mom is really worried about the national guard not knowing how to do something. Apparently some national guardsman warned her about it anonymously. The neighbor’s boy is apparently leaving for war and is in full uniform. People are bringing the neighbor’s family flowers. My dad and I are about to leave in the van and my mom comes out to stop us and for some reason she got some flowers too. My dad starts speeding forward into the yard and I’m yelling at him. Finally he stops a few inches from hitting the electric fence around the garden. He’s upset because he almost hit the cat. I say that was almost as good as the time we drove into the ocean and saved all our luggage. Anyway, we turn around in the yard and head onto the street and turn right. We’re heading down a hill towards Route 1A. I decide to jump out with the dog. There’s snow on the ground but when I jump in it, it feels like sand. I’m walking with the dog back up towards the back of the house cause I’m worried about mom. I get up on the deck and mom says some guy came by to tell my dad about some job offer. She only knew the name of the company was something-a-something, but she had a full map of their office.
This is a very bizarre dream
that I had. I’m not really sure
about the order of events but this is how I think it occurred.
I’m sleeping in a big room with a roommate. For some reason there is a bright light shining down on me in my bed. My room is very bare. I go down the hall to Joe’s room. For some reason, Joe wants to stop having things plugged in in his room. He is going to run an extension cord from the hall and plug everything in there, but then he realizes that he already has it setup like that.
Now I’m at what is apparently my house. There is some sort of vicious animal loose in the house. I’m around the back trying to get around. I wonder around to the front side and climb up the deck and in the window. But the animal has killed my mom. Somehow the animal later kills my grandmother too. My mom died on Wednesday and my grandmother on Friday.
Now I’m at some sort of school. I go downstairs to try to go to some class but the class before it isn’t over yet. The class was supposed to end at 4 but it’s already 4:10. Mr. Sumner is outside and I make some sort of joke about his classes going long. The class finally ends at 4:20, and it’s some sort of business class. Pat comes out and we’re talking about the class and he thinks I’m in it. Even though I thought I was waiting to go into the class, now that it’s over I leave the school.
I’m in a cab going home from the school, which is in Connecticut somewhere. It’s night time and raining and for some reason I know we are driving south, which is the wrong direction. I decide to get out of the cab right there on the highway because I want to find another cab or something. I start walking up the entrance ramp to the highway. All the cars are old 40’s cabs and most are convertibles with the roofs down. They are all parking along the ramp and then going again. I decide to get in one because it’s raining and some other woman is coming up the ramp too. I ask her if she wants to split a cab to Boston but she says she’s worried about not going to the same place, she’s going to Boston, but to the intersection of Leland and Parker streets. She says the wind in her hair will be nice (convertible in the rain?). I eventually get in a cab, get back on the highway the wrong way and make it back home I guess.
So the next day I’m going to my business school or whatever in Connecticut. I ask to borrow my dad’s car and he says it is fine. For some reason I am driving with Brad I think and we stop for breakfast at some weird café. I’m parked right in front. After, we drive to visit my grandpa, who lives in these weird colored caves. The caves are sort of rubbery and clay like, and they’re all bright colors. We’re talking to my grandpa and we go to the bathroom. In the bathroom is Tiger Woods, who is at the urinal. Some other guy comes in and he does things backwards, first he washes his hands, then he licks up urine from the urinal.
We go back outside and we’re sitting on a bench in the cave talking to grandpa. I tell him about mom and grandma dying and he says he knew because of a change in some rock on Wednesday and Friday. I am staring at my hands because on each knuckle is a weird growling mouth, each one a bright color. My grandpa can not see them, but he knows they are there and asks me why I am staring at them. He says some other guy will know about them. He also says something about building up your hands and the mouths growing. (Maybe this is because I watched that South Park last night where Cartman’s hand was Jennifer Lopez).
Anyway, I think I go to the business school again and after I am waiting in the lobby for no apparent reason. Then a little after 4 pm, I suddenly decide to leave. Apparently the next day, there is some girl and grandpa who are working or something somewhere on the way in Connecticut. So we are going to drive them there and then Brad and I were going to take a cab from there to the school. We are in some underground highway tunnel, and we stop the car. Brad and I get out because this is where they are getting off and we are going to get a cab. We realize there is no way we are getting a cab here and get back in the car. The girl is driving now. For some reason there are cops up ahead of us. The girl can’t drive and I have to take over while she’s already started driving. The cops keep racing up ahead and covering potholes with metal plates that we then drive over. There is a big U-turn in the tunnel and lots of potholes that they cover. It seems like some hyper active video game.
The next day Brad and I are once again in the bright colored caves at grandpa’s apartment. He is having breakfast. He is using some weird machine. Apparently you put your meal in there and it reads the ingredients or whatever for some online restaurant. After that, you can order that exact meal and it will appear in your machine. I look at the menu and everything has green beans in it.
After grandpa eats, Brad and I leave. I’m wandering around on my own. The cave has lots of doorways, hallways, and stairways. I know I go around some curve and down some stairs. I’m in a bright blue room and there is a copying machine. Except instead of scanning images, it actually scans things on the molecular level and exactly recreates them. I am just playing around with it and I get a call on my cell phone. So I go back upstairs and down the hall but I can’t hear anything. I am able to backtrack my route and make it to the copier again. Now I’m making copies of money. I copy two $1 bills, then I realize, why not copy $20’s? So I start copying a $20 bill.
Now I decide to leave. I go up the stairs and try to go back the way I came, but it’s very confusing and I get lost. I end up going around and I end up going down a large slope with leads to a big gymnastics room. There doesn’t seem to be any exits but I can’t see the far lower end of the room. I go there and leads to an adjacent gymnastics room. Both these rooms are on a slope and I’m at the low end now. So I start heading up the slope in the second room and I look up and realize I’m in some gigantic room, with big curtains separating them. I’m in a bright red room now, and I can see a green one to the right. I try to claw my way through the curtains. Eventually a find a pathway around the curtain. I’m in a room with lots of those copiers, but a green one this time. I head to the far corner and find my way back to the blue one. I’m like “I know where I am, I know where I am.” And ken is there now for some reason and he’s like “You know where you are, you know where you are.” So I’m back at the copier. Now grandpa is down there looking for me. He apparently knew I got lost. We talk for a while about the copying machines, then I wake up for class.
I live in a room with three people. Apparently one of them is Pat. There is a futon against the wall directly in front of his desk. I’m sitting at the futon looking in his drawers for my credit card. I can’t find any of the cards from the left side of my wallet. Finally I do find a blue and yellow card, which I assume is my blockbuster card, but it turns out is my CVS card. Of course now that I’m awake I know it looked exactly like one of those Best Buy gift cards. Brad is in the room and wants to go to Mickey’s because he left his wallet there. Then I go out in the common room and Mike is there in just his boxers. Joe is trying to make me see it and I’m avoiding going in the common room so I go back in the bedroom. I continue to search for things from my wallet and try to figure out why I am convinced all my stuff from one side of my wallet is in Pat’s desk. It seems for some reason I thought it would be better off there.
First I’m driving on the highway listening to the Animaniacs theme. Then I’m walking on the road with someone and I’m telling them that someone has died, and they say “oh my son is dead”. But they’re much more worried about me. I get a letter from school saying I should transfer there because of this. They also say they’re so sorry for me and mention that one of their sons is now dead. The letter says I can be one of two “SOMETHING” scholars to transfer. Now I’m in a small dorm room with some random kid as a roommate. I have some Gatorade in the fridge. My roommate has some friend over and he turns the AC on. It starts getting very cold. We are expecting room inspections. Brent calls and Jeff shows up at the door. I was expecting it to be room inspections. Bryan, Sarah, and Hilda show up as well. And Dan comes in for the inspection. Hilda is saying she walked into the room on Jeff and then she said “I’m so sorry, I’m really sorry.” I figure she walked in on him nude and ask but I guess she just asked him if he wanted to go camping that summer. So now I leave the room and I’m in a forest with snow. I’m walking along with Linda and Melanie from work and some little girl. We’re heading into the deeper forest. There’s some sort of swamp or river or something because a lot of the land is flowing the opposite direction from where I am going. There are some pieces of plywood that have been nailed between trees to make bridges. Linda credits Lewis and Clark for them, then Melanie credits someone else, and then Linda credits CompUSA. I’ve been walking in an unbridged place jumping over the moving land and now I’ve come to one of these plywood walkways. I come to the end and there’s lots of plywood and some stores made out of plywood. Apparently the first store there was CompUSA. Someone mentions then you can see where they built the first climate controller store which is next door. Then you can see next to that the first three stores to replace CompUSA, which are Best Buy, the Sprint Store, and something else. There are a lot of other stores that came after it. All the stores are empty and it seems like we’re on some sort of historical mission here.
I have this weird dream where me, my parents, and my sister are driving down the highway towards providence. As we start getting closer, the road is full of giant holes and big sections of lane are missing at some points. There are big craters in the road and I realize that it has been getting bombed. I start saying that we should turn around but apparently we are going somewhere really important. We stop at a playground somewhere and my grandpa is there. We talk to him and then we call my grandma. Apparently my grandmother is pregnant and we are going to see her or something like that. We call and talk and she is really annoyed that we don’t think we can fly to New York. I’m not sure why we’re flying to New York because I doubt it’s very safe there, but she wants us to meet her there. My mom takes the phone to talk to her and doesn’t ask how she is and my grandma is annoyed with that too. We find out that the back roads are not bombed out so we take one of these to the airport to catch a flight to New York City.
So this dream starts out as me and some of my friends, I think Brad and Joe and JR, are going into our room. Our RA Dan is there too. For some reason there is a bar in our common room and we go into the bedroom and close the door. After Dan repeatedly says he doesn’t care about whatever we’re doing, Joe gets out a box of cigars. A few moments later, a fire truck stops on the street below and its siren goes off a few times. As we go to the window to look down, it pulls away. Then there is a knock on our common room door and fireman comes in and yells at us for smoking cigars. Dan writes us up for it too. After this we are going to some party across town. For some reason, instead of roads, there are giant slides around town and we take these to the party. We are on the giant slides and we have to split up because not all of us can go on one so I think Dan and JR go on a different route. I realize what happened before with the fire truck but can’t tell Joe and Brad as we’re moving along the slides. Suddenly ahead of us on the slides are Carlo and Eric. We chat for a little bit and eventually reach the party we were going to. At the party I am finally able to get my friends aside from Dan and tell them what I realize happened. As I start to explain it to Brad, Joe keeps interrupting to say he knew what was going on too. Anyway, I explain that Dan had it setup where he had some kind of pager or something to the fire truck and then they turned on their siren to tell their inside man to come and knock on the door to the room. Anyway at this point, there is something strange going on and Jack Bauer shows up and starts killing people and destroying stuff. He comes upstairs and gives me the gun and tells me to watch everybody. I’m holding the gun and Dan walks by and I shoot him in the stomach. For some reason, I need to go the bathroom, and I ask where it is, and apparently Bauer destroyed it. So I go outside and piss off the roof. Now there is someone after me and one of my friends. We’re running and we have some sort of motorized sled type thing. The guy chasing us has one too but eventually we make it onto ours and race off. Later we’re at some function. Apparently we’re in the Air Force. The commander is telling us he doesn’t like our tactics or all the collateral damage, but we did great work, and he’s giving us a new job. Not only that, but everyone, including our commander, is getting a promotion, so it was clearly a big job.
This dream starts out as me and my
friends are driving down the highway. The
traffic slows down as we approach a sharp left turn.
We turn on the radio and hear that the highway is stopped because there
are 500,000 alien soldiers in the middle of the highway.
We pull off the road into a parking lot to hide and decide what to do.
The soldiers are all on the highway right at the opening to a tunnel.
Joe says that he has a solution because he has KITT (the car from Knight
Rider). I’m like, ‘oh so you
can call it in right, and he calls Kitt in and it shoots some bombs at the
soldiers. I venture into the tunnel
and end up in a very plain grey building. I
am wandering around but there are people all over trying to get me and all the
exits are blocked up. There is one
woman that is specifically after me and I am running through the building trying
to find a way out or at least somewhere to hide from this woman. I finally end
up in a room where the people apparently don’t know what is going on and
aren’t after me. It is the mail
room so they let me look for my mail. There
is a room off of this room full of giant filing cabinets and I find my mail in
there. After this, I think that we
should have Joe’s mom send more KITTs to us.
I don’t know what happened after this.
This dream starts out with me in the philosophy class, technology and human values, that I took last quarter. Except it is more like a high school class room. We all have separate evenly spaced desks and for some reason Pat is in the class. We’re discussing the grades we got on our papers and there is a form we can fill out to request that our grade be changed. For some reason I take out my wallet and stuff, I think to get some information for my grade change form.
Next, I’m going to another class. Except I’m in like a high school building in a hall with lockers and lots of people from high school are there. I realize that I don’t have my wallet or phone and ask Daigle if I remembered to take it from philosophy class. I take Daigle’s stuff and go to class. After class I go back to the philosophy room hoping to find my wallet and stuff and thankfully it is still there.
After leaving the classroom, I had back to the dorm. Except it has a giant lobby and there is a big round desk in the middle with mailboxes behind it like in a hotel lobby. And next to the desk is William Shatner singing. I hand the guy behind the desk my ID to swipe and he asks me if I am able to get into Our House with that ID. I say, “What do you mean, that’s a real ID.” And he says “You can get into a bar with a fake out of state ID?” and I say “No it’s a real Massachusetts ID.” I look at my ID and it is a fake Mass ID with some crazy picture of me. I look really drunk and I have a backwards hat and weird stuff. All my credit cards are fake novelty cards and I look at my money and it is fake too. My money has photos of the right presidents on it but they’re weird photos of the presidents in weird clothing and making funny faces. The actual money itself is weird too and the writing is all funny. I’ve seen this fake money in lots of my dreams and I do not know what it means. Maybe that money has no real value. Anyway, after this I leave the desk to go head up to my room and there is a huge line of people waiting for the elevator.
For some reason we were in school and we had to make a game. We didn’t like the tools we were given and didn’t really make much. Then the next team came and we all got pictures of objects. We’d have to circle parts of them and then the first team would call out some object that they created out of the part they circled. And if we could make that object then we’d win too. Trisha and I played for a while and for each round each team put in a dollar. We won a few of the rounds. For some reason we suddenly had to leave in a hurry so we left with a garbage bag full of money. So I was walking down the street with a garbage bag full of money. I started getting worried about people taking it so I flew up above the buildings and over to my street, Gainsborough. But my building was burnt out. I didn’t know what to do. I flew down the street, past some dorms and other burnt out buildings and lots of guys running around. Finally Trisha was there and she snuck me into this girl scout camp thing. So I went in there and they had food and I tried to hide behind other girls. Eventually the leader saw me and my garbage bag. She took it and started counting the money and eventually it turned out it was $70,000. She kept it for the girl scouts.
Now for some reason I was back leaving the class with the money again. I flew to my apartment again and went inside. For some reason I was locked inside for a long time. I was organizing my room and all my papers and books and letters. It was all happening in crazy fast motion. Eventually I pulled something off the shelf which was life insurance applications. For some reason I was signing me, Trisha, Trisha’s parents, and our friend up for life insurance. Seemed like a really odd use of money.
Now it was the future and it turned out that I was in a really famous heavy metal band (think more like Black Sabbath). Our band had used the $70,000 to buy equipment and stuff and get started. We named our record label after the game we had played to get the money. We were pretty famous and made lots of money. But then bad things starting happening and the band broke up.
For some reason there was also this ship captain up north. And he sang a song about Alvin and the Chipmunks. Apparently there were 5 originally and he was chasing them down some river and caught two of them and so that’s why there were only 3 today.
That’s pretty much it for the strange dream.
I had this weird dream where for some reason we were trying to find a “poop” email address for Ken. Then I got an email from someone at work about someone turning into a bat and playing piano to impress someone. And the email was from someone at poopmail.com. So we were able to get Ken a poopmail account. Then we were going to go out to the bar, but first we wanted to stop at the movie theater to see how much the movie would be. We were in two cabs, Jake and Julie in one ahead of us and then the rest of us (Mitch, G, and Ken I think) in a cab behind them. But Jake and Julie didn’t know where they were going so we were on the phone with them giving them directions. We had a really hot cab driver too and she kept going down little side streets and turning around and coming back, I guess to raise the cab fare. Eventually we got out and met up with Jason and told him about the poopmail address for ken, because that was really exciting news.
Ok in this dream I went to some Adam Sandler film, I think I was going with a bunch of people. But then when I got there the people disappeared and I was watching the movie with a bunch of strangers. I went to the bathroom and when I came back it wasn’t even a movie theater anymore, it was more like a living room with a couch and I was the only one watching the movie. I tried to call someone but there weren’t any numbers saved in my cell phone. Then Trisha came in and we were watching the movie together. Then Julie showed up too. Then I left by myself and I was driving up this road uphill. And there was a horse standing in front of the driveway of this house, just looking around. And then there was another one later in front of another house. Finally I got to the top of the hill and there was a cul-de-sac and another little road going down the hill to the right. This was the same place as in another dream where I was being chased. To the left was a highway and it was blocked off by a fence. I started going down the road and then there was a sign that said “Priests, turn brakes off!” So weird.
