Quotes and Commentary from Week 8
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Quotes From Week 8
"I suck." ~ Todd
Quotes From Week 7
"Somebody warm up the bus, cause we're gonna take you to school."
~ Justin
"I am J-R-R! And I am back!" ~ JRR
"It's not a blizzard until the snow is deep enough to cover an Asian girl."
~ Justin
"I'll offer to cook a delicious meal. And then ask him to stick his arm
in the food processor." ~ Justin
"Perhaps, if you would like for people to stop telling you that you suck,
you should try not sucking first." ~ Justin
"I know you hate everything that vaguely smacks of fun."
~Justin
"Justin is a crazy old fool. His days in this league are numbered." ~ Todd
"All that alcohol seems to have made Justin even
dumber." ~ Anonymous
"I'd like to dedicate this weeks series to the memory of Fred Rodgers."
~ Phil
"It's heartbreaking to see our team fall to last place despite our
efforts and our league high scratch pin total." ~ Todd
"I dedicate my wall of shame appearance to he who is no longer with us,
former least valuable player himself, Brent Poliquin." ~
Bret
"I sold my soul for a wall of fame appearance. And tonight I have
to sleep with the devil because Saddam is busy." ~
Clement
"Justin, that's how the Asian girl died. You
racist!!" ~ Clement
"Honestly Justin, if someone wants to show up to my wedding in a barbed
wire thong and sandals, more power to 'em." ~ Todd (from
Dave Terrell)
"Thanks for the excellent bowling David, the Sandbaggers are gonna win
this tournament for you. Good luck training (thanks for the beer)."
~ Justin
"I'm proud of the way 16 Pound Balls rose to the occasion and handed the
TrashTalkers a humiliating defeat." ~ Steve
Quotes From Week 6
"These last two weeks prove that sandbagging does
work." ~ Todd
"I just came for the clam chowder." ~ Josh
"SWEEP!!!!" ~ Justin
"As a team, our balls seemed a little heavy out there today."
~ Steve
"I'm so ashamed. I'm totally devastated." ~
Clement
"Looks like Clement has a lock on least valuable
player." ~ Todd
"WARNING!!!: Do NOT bowl against the Sandbaggers--you will be HORRIBLY
embarrassed. It is not recommended for teams with heart problems to compete
against them." ~ Anonymous
Quotes From Week 5
"We showed the chefs who can really cook!" ~ Todd
"Sandbagging is an art form ..." ~ Steve
"I have no idea how I'm not only maintaining, but increasing my 169
average each week." ~Todd
" I bowled the 5th highest series in the league (so far) - good enough
for the Wall of Shame!
... and I'm proud to be associated with the other shameful bowlers who
have won this pitiful honor." ~ Steve
Quotes From Week 4
"I don't understand how our only wins come against the 16 Pound
Balls." ~ Todd
"... it's simple my son ... we feel sorry for
you" ~ Steve
"Good Luck Jim! We hope you're back on the lanes
soon!" ~ 16 Pound Balls
"The humidity seemed to have an adverse effect on my ball the last
string." ~ Steve
"If you take a look at Dan's stats you can see exactly why the Iron
Chefs are in 1st. He bowled a 450 series, then 480, then 492, and now
518. If he keeps this up he'll be up there with Steve in two
weeks." ~ ESPN Bowling Analyst
"We're not the Trashtalkers you stupid bastard."
~ Justin (referring to a mistake on the webpage)
"I have also looked closely at Dan Madden's stats and I have come to the
conclusion that he was "Sandbagging" the first 3
weeks." ~ NBC Bowling Analyst
"You guys are great...thanks." ~ Jim
"I have been encouraged to submit a quote. Well, here's one of my
favorites:
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your
mouth and remove all doubt." ~Abe Lincoln
Corollary: "It is better to not bowl and be
thought a bad bowler, than to roll a ball and remove all
doubt." ~Anonymous
Oh well. Now I've blown it on *both* counts." ~ Phil
Quotes From Week 3
"Justin might want to set up an appointment with the
optometrist." ~ Steve
"Four strikes in a row and your team still couldn't buy
one!" ~ Justin
"Our team needs to get out of this funk and start pulling out some
victories." ~ Todd
"I dedicate all my SPLITS this week to the memory of Cole's car.....we
all hope it's in a happier place." ~ Dave
"The ball felt like a beachball more than a bowling
ball." ~ Jim
"After shifting 3/16 of a board to the right I improved from terrible to
just horrible." ~ Jim
"Justin had a lot of cheap strikes out there. I only saw him get
one solid pocket hit." ~ Todd
"Mr. Miagi and his thugs gave us a good 'ol fashion ass
kicking!" ~ Steve
"Wall of Fame!? ... He didn't have the highest Total with
Handicap! What kind of Wall of Fame is this anyway!? It's
bogus!" ~ Anonymous
"Dear Anonymous,
I had a higher degree of difficulty, I was trying to cover up
my torn pants and listen to Steve at the same time. Plus... My team won
6-2!" ~ Dan
"Steve shouldn't complain about not making the wall of fame when he
failed to even reach a 600 series." ~Anonymous
"If it wasn't for the awful sight of Dan's torn pants, I would have
bowled a 600!" ~ Anonymous
Quotes From Week 2
"The ball was so cold." ~Todd
"We only got swept to keep Steve's team out of first
place." ~Bret
"Steve's back should be pretty sore from carrying our
team." ~Brian
"Hey, it's Brian's team! ... and he was immense out on the lanes
today!" ~Steve
"If we had a huge cup we could have used Todd's ball as an ice
cube!" ~Jim
"We're gonna come back strong next week in our matchup with the last
place Sandbaggers. It should be a breeze." ~Todd
"I don't really want to be the one to break the bad news to the Trash
Talkers but I think the Sandbaggers are going to "Take out the Trash"
next week ... They are due!" ~ Steve
"Steve got a lot of cheap strikes. I only saw him get one solid
pocket hit." ~Justin
Quotes From Week 1
"I like 16 Pound Balls chances. I think we will be a tough
team to beat in this league." ~Steve
"16 pound balls are a tremendous handicap." ~Jim
"How's it feel to be in last place?" ~Todd
"My earlier quote is no longer operative." ~ Steve
"My car broke down!" ~Clement
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